sassystar

101 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 1. Call him Eddy, all the time 2. Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of showing him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?” 3. Say “you don’t look that scary” 4. Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania” 5. Visualize yourself naked 6. Ask him to help you do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help you with your calculus ect). When he has trouble say “never mind, I’m sure Jacob could help me” 7. Drive REALLY slow 8. Volunteer him for a blood dri